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"Hello, Peasants. It’s been awhile… Anyway, It’s another year of Prom and yes a chance to confess, to be with your love one, to sneak out from your parents to get laid… I’m here to remind you all to use safe sex. Condom exist for a reason and I want you to use it. No buts, no ifs. Hell is getting crowded and I don’t want you little plonkers to add more problems. I hope I made that clear. Now go, shag whoever you want but make sure to put protection."

"Hello, Peasants. It’s been awhile… Anyway, It’s another year of Prom and yes a chance to confess, to be with your love one, to sneak out from your parents to get laid… I’m here to remind you all to use safe sex. Condom exist for a reason and I want you to use it. No buts, no ifs. Hell is getting crowded and I don’t want you little plonkers to add more problems. I hope I made that clear. Now go, shag whoever you want but make sure to put protection."

"You little shite don’t need my pick up lines. Happy all sex day."

Anonymous asked: I LOVE YO
Anonymous asked: GURT

Get out.

"Ah, giving a present to your one and only, workaholic, hmm? I suppose it’s better late than never. I’d say, go for the blue scarf m’boy. Then again, a nice evening in bed with him while stark naked doesn’t require money. And why would I bother giving you a gift?! Can’t you see I hate bloody Christmas? Now off, don’t come back until December ends."

[ That was a fun stream. Done during the joined stream with Ask Jurassic Alfred. Ask blogs above are both Stef’s and mine.
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Thanks for checking the stream. I wish you all Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ]

[ That was a fun stream. Done during the joined stream with Ask Jurassic Alfred. Ask blogs above are both Stef’s and mine.

Ask Knave Alfie (Mine. Already a year dead.)

Ask Jurassic Alfred (Stef’s)

Ask Android Alfred (Stef’s)

Ask Demon England (The biggest butt in the world.)

Ask Indie Jones (Mine.)

Thanks for checking the stream. I wish you all Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ]

theshygryffindor asked: //nyeh well merry christmas to you too, peasant. You don't have to mock me with your little fancy-butt wine thing *huff*

Anonymous asked: wow scrooge

Get. Off. My. Lawn.

Anonymous asked: Lets sing Christmas carols! Deck the halls with gasoline. Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Light a match and watch 'em scream. Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Watch the school burn down to ashes. Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Aren't you glad you play with matches? Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

"GET OFF MY LAWN!"

Tj